Post by karas on Aug 10, 2014 22:07:39 GMT
K, so we need this. This is the perfect place to bs when you're drunk or w/e. Anyone can write until they lose inspiration. Writing about tronners is a must. In case you don't know the rules :
- I start a weird made-up story involving tronners with lots of bs
- I'll write a paragraph
- Anyone can come up and continue my story writing another paragraph and so on, until we have this weird long story
Chapter 1 : The Born of a Tron Jedi
It's 01 Jan 1975. W. Word just finished his second volume of tron philosophy & erotic book "How to close & pwn noobs in yellow submarine". He really thinks he's gonna get nobel prize for this one, this is the moment he has been waiting all his life. On the other side of the world, MB, a poor man with mediocre lifestyle is thinking about deep life questions : "is his boyfriend cheating on him ? what does he think about his mustache ? who is going to take care of his goats after he dies ?". But we don't give a fuck about MB & his goats really, our story begins somewhere in Siberia. Here, after a hard day of picking mushrooms, a young boy with really small penis who is famous among his friends, "Venom", has a big big dream of becoming tron best player. His dream doesn't stop there, he also dreams of winning 1 ladle. Tron is one of the most popular games in the world, with more than 20 players worldwide and at least 40-50 servers. Tron is what real competition is. Tron is life, tron is love. Venom is not alone in this challenge, he has his best friend to support him, Nagi. Nagi is a really happy fellow. He is barely above 1m 20cm, bald, with a big smile on his face and always singing the last hit single of katy perry. If you see Nagi, you will fall in love. This is exactly what happened to Venom first time he saw him. Now they have sex at least once a day. Their relationship is very healthy.
Just before going to bed at 9 pm, Venom hears someone knocking at his door. "It must that nigga dawg, that bitch is crazy, he wants to play barbie again ...". But just as Venom opens the door, he realize it's [...]
Here you have to continue the story with another paragraph. Damn, this is harder in english :<
- I start a weird made-up story involving tronners with lots of bs
- I'll write a paragraph
- Anyone can come up and continue my story writing another paragraph and so on, until we have this weird long story
Chapter 1 : The Born of a Tron Jedi
It's 01 Jan 1975. W. Word just finished his second volume of tron philosophy & erotic book "How to close & pwn noobs in yellow submarine". He really thinks he's gonna get nobel prize for this one, this is the moment he has been waiting all his life. On the other side of the world, MB, a poor man with mediocre lifestyle is thinking about deep life questions : "is his boyfriend cheating on him ? what does he think about his mustache ? who is going to take care of his goats after he dies ?". But we don't give a fuck about MB & his goats really, our story begins somewhere in Siberia. Here, after a hard day of picking mushrooms, a young boy with really small penis who is famous among his friends, "Venom", has a big big dream of becoming tron best player. His dream doesn't stop there, he also dreams of winning 1 ladle. Tron is one of the most popular games in the world, with more than 20 players worldwide and at least 40-50 servers. Tron is what real competition is. Tron is life, tron is love. Venom is not alone in this challenge, he has his best friend to support him, Nagi. Nagi is a really happy fellow. He is barely above 1m 20cm, bald, with a big smile on his face and always singing the last hit single of katy perry. If you see Nagi, you will fall in love. This is exactly what happened to Venom first time he saw him. Now they have sex at least once a day. Their relationship is very healthy.
Just before going to bed at 9 pm, Venom hears someone knocking at his door. "It must that nigga dawg, that bitch is crazy, he wants to play barbie again ...". But just as Venom opens the door, he realize it's [...]
Here you have to continue the story with another paragraph. Damn, this is harder in english :<